Rating Squishies: A Drag Queen's Review
Squishy Toys · Short-form Video
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A drag queen is seen rating various squishy toys from a basket. The creator assesses the texture and feel of each squishy, giving a numerical score and often a brief verbal reaction.
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silently rating my sibling's squishies Oreos Oh my god Wow look at that It looks like an Arbys burger dude Arby's burger -1929292/10 It's a duck 8/10 But that's like This isn't the real one This is like fucking shit I'm dying Ew Ew 2/10 It's an orange It can peel it Ew why is it wet What do you mean dry it? Why is it freaking wet? It'll explode if I squeeze it? No it's it's I sealed it What the hell? Ew 1.78/10 It's nito Oh very head me gusta 10000/10 Ew 1/10 What does it fucking feel like that? I really like this one 9.75/10
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